Gella at Pupkin

Gella at Pupkin is part/spoiler of utopia Tartaria.

Waring: the utopia is under construction.

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Tartaria (Тартария) Overview and introduction.

Tartaria01 Main personage Ruvim Pechor comes to Tartaria. Gella loves Ruvim. Ruvim's ex-wife Nata Kiskin comes and brings troubles; the Clever Times does it vorse.

Tartaria02 Ruvim and Nata at the slave market.

Tartaria03 MURR and NorgaWarm. Вечная грелка. Triumph and failure: Ruvim first says, then thinks.

Gella interview: Without Ruvim. Gella Ivanov gives interview to the Clever Times. It happened to be too scandalous.

Gella Interview advances: the Paygirl also try to make a scandal material with Gella, but it happeneds even more scandalous, too scandalous even for the Paygirl. Vasili Pupkin falls in love with Po Lin. Gella Ivanov loves Po Lin; so, Gella concludes, she is supposed to love Pupkin too. Gella says that the wants to measure the minimal distance between Po Lin and Puplin, makes an appointment and asks Po Lin to bring a type-meter.

Gella at Pupkin (This article): Gella measures the minimal distance between Vasili Pupkin and Po Lin with tape-meter; then Gella helps Po Lin to fix her balance and reveals the need of the Uniglif. Returning to University, Gella founds that she is fired.

Other not ordered pieces: «If tomorrow corrupt» (song), «Les Miserables» (song), «Cannibal tale» (short story), «Tolian Horoshilina» (interview), «Trulag», «Конституция Тартарии», «From Moon to Earth with antiwing», «Карл Браун», «Форкастная генетика» (interview),

Type-meter

At 18 hours with some minutes, Po Lin came to Pupkin home with the tape meter. Pupkin and Gella were already in the bed, kissing each other.

- Hi, kroska, - Po Lin said. - Here is the type meter. - She gave the tape meter to Gella and Pupkin. - Now I am ready. Vasili, how do you plan to use this?

- First, lie on your back. - Pupkin commanded. - Let as check how does it enter..
- it enters fine, - Gella said. Let us do it. I have plan.

Gella unwrapped the tape, and kept it across legs of Po Lin:
- Polina, open your hole.
- I try, - Po Lin said..
- Imagine, that you go to do the exercise with an egg. ok.. Ready?.. Vasili, here you enter.

Gella helped Vasili to enter just at the center of the tape, and said:
- Vasili, do not hurry up. Let Po Lin do it.

Po Lin did well. With the marker, Gella drawn two lines across the tape, using Po Lin's vertical lips as rulers. She said:
- Done!.. Now you may do whatever you want; and I need to perform the processing of experimental data.

Gella sat at the table and scanned with her biper the marks at the tape. Then she pressed button "numbers", and the marks were converted to numbers. She denoted one of them with letter "A" and another one with letter "B". She commented:
- I have two marks. I denote their coordinates with letters A and B.

- Gella, you are so smart on mathematic! - Po Lin said.

- Now I should remember the arithmetic, - Gella continued. - The length of the segment between the two marks is "A minus B".. Now I estimate the radius of Vasili's device.. Vasili, wait, please, 3 seconds in some intermediate position.. Aga, spasibo, got!.. I denote this number with letter L.. The radius R=L/(2 Pi).. Vasili, you may continue.. I approximate the surface of your dickhead as a sphere.. The projection to the plane, parallel to the main axis, is curve, that appears as a half circle... Its length is "Pi R".. So, I come to the final formula: The minimal distance between Po Lin and Vasili Pupkin is \( - ( A - B - L/2)/2 - R \). All done!
- How much is it? - Po Lin asked.
- Here you are! - Gella sent the formula to the big screen, that showed:

\( \displaystyle - \frac{A-B-L/2}{2}-\frac{L}{2\pi} \)

- А в сантиметрах-то сколько? - Pupkin asked.

- Ein moment, - Gella pressed bottom "evaluate", - in centimeters it is.. it is.. minus 13.8241 cm.

- Old braggart! - Po Lin laughed, - he told, minus 15 centimeters!

Gella continued with very serious and formal voice, imitating intonations of a chairlady at a scientific seminar:
- Taking into account the elasticity of objects, used in the experiment, the precision of the result can be estimated to be 2 inverse centimeters, it est, of order of 0.2/mm .. In such a way, we got two decimal figures.. Dear colleagues. I thank you for the opportunity to present here the result, obtained in our University. The direct measurements, performed by our team, followed by the mathematical processing of experimental data, lead to the following estimate: The minimal distance between Po Lin and Vasili Pupkin counts minus 14 cm plus-minus 0.5 cm.

Po Lin burst out laughing. Vasily went completely limp:
- Девчонки, вы что, издеваетесь?
- А он первый начал! - En fin, Gella laughed too.

- You hadn't to do so, - Po Lin said, - Look what you've done.. Was it difficult to shove the tape so that another centimeter would run?
- Sorry.. - Gella said. - Yes, it was difficult. It was impossible. For such a trick, the rector would have to kick me out of the university. Scientific fraud. Incompatible with status of Researcher.
- But I want my Vasili.. now..
- How about to play "odd-even"?
- Yes. Come on, Gella.
- Vasili, please, come to us. - Gella said. Let me be odd, and Polina will be even.. Please, slowly.. Good!.. Now to Polina.. Then to me.. Vasili, I love you..

Vasily got excited again, felt into ecstasy, and, finally, cum, trying to honestly divide his load equally between Po Lin and Gella. Then he lost consciousness and fell asleep.

- He is good, Polina, - Gella said, - I am glad, that you got him. Please, treat him well.. He was so worry about me with the Clever Times and then, about the Paygirl.. I felt his worry, and it helped me to act well..
- Gella, what for was all this circus with the tape-meter?
- Mama says:"If you love me, you should love also my partner". I love you. Hence, I love Pupkin too.
- How is it related with the tape-meter?
- The tape-meter was a pretext to come to your bed..
- Couldn't you say explicitly, what do you want?
- Polina, how to say.. I am so shy.. You have hundred times more experience, than I have.. I study, I work, and I have no time to glue boys at your shop, while you do it everyday.. And also, you have Vasili.. And also, Li Sitsin.. Li Sitsin never did it with me.. I have only Papa and Mama.. But they work so hardly; sometimes, they return home and just sleep.. Well, also, some professors, if I get qualification A+.. But it is very difficult to get A+.. And then, it is difficult to switch me to the relax.. Often, I feel myself so cold, as if I would be a fish.. The 5 years at the University, I feel them, as they would be 50.. I want to graduate quickly, in order to finish this koshmar.. With the study, I know almost nothing about life.. I want a baby.. I mean, my own baby.. I want to find a good job, a good position, just to stop this horrible study.. As for the tape-meter.. I found the solution, and I thought, it is good.. By the way, have you found the bug in your balance calculator?
- Not yet.
- May I look at it?
- Perhaps, you are tired..
- Well, let us look, and then we think, what to do with it.. Vasili's screen is too small, perhaps, better, we go to your shop.
- You need to take shower.. Or I lick you out..
- I do you too. Taste of Vasili..
- Well, 5 minutes, and we go to the shop.

The "5 minutes" happened to be 15; but en fin, Po Lin and Gella Ivanov were driving from the Pupkin's home to the Po Lin Shop.

Bug

At the office of the shop, Po Lin and Gella Ivanov began to work. They lay on a mattress in front of the big screen, playing the same keyboard with 4 hands and inspecting the case.

Gella: Is this your database?

Po Lin: It is copy. Snapshot from today at 00:00:00.

Gella: Is this set of supplied items?

Po Lin: Yes. Klick it. Here is all the yesterday delivery.

Gella: Well, let us work about yesterday. I see also "Sold", "Before", "Now".. Does it mean that I think?

Po Lin: It is snapshot. "Now" means today at 00:00:00. It is frozen. The "Before" refers to Yesterday 00:00:00.

Gella: Where is your benefit?

Po Lin: No benefit. The sum should be zero. The suppliers employ me to sell their goods. My salary is an independent accounting, that is maintained by Murkabank. I do not own the goods I sell.

Gella: Ah, even easier. I saw how do you treat the suppliers upon the delivery.

Po Lin: That is just business, nothing personal. That helps to feel each other.

Gella: Sorry, that is of topic. So, the sum "Now+Sold-Before-Delivered" should be zero?

Po Lin: Should, but it is not.

Gella: I see. Where are the scripts that calculate the balance?

The two checked the scripts. Each script seemed to work well. But together, the scripts gave an absurd.

Gella: Could some goods be stolen?

Po Lin: Yes, but then they would appear in category "Lost". It is empty.. And if a robbery, the sum would be negative. It is positive.

Gella: It cannot be so. Any good is either present in the database, or it is absent.

Po Lin: But you see.

Gella: Yes. Who wrote these scripts?

Po Lin: Students. I do not remember. It was many years ago.

Gella: When have you detected the disbalance?

Po Lin: Day before yesterday.

Gella: Can we make a snapshot of the database for the day when the sum was zero?

Po Lin: Yes, of course. Here is the "TimeMachine".

Gella: Uhu. I see.. Who fills the forms at the delivery?

Po Lin: Deliverers, of course! Usually, I do not even check them. There are more pleasurable things to do with the deliverers.. Some of them are really good..

Gella: That the deliverers do with you is not supposed to affect the sum...

Gella begun to play with the scripts. Po Lin pressed to Gella tenderly, with anxiety and hope. Gella hugged Po Lin with her legs, Gella's hands were busy with the keyboard.

Suddenly, Gella exclaimed indignantly: "What is this???"

Po Lin: Do not you like how I touch you?

Gella: На экран смотри! What is this??

Po Lin: Honey.

Gella: Why it appeared so?

Po Lin: It is Russian word "мёд". The specification looks fine..

Gella: And here?

Po Lin: Fengmì.. The same "мёд".. What is wrong?

Gella: They are not the same!

Po Lin: How not the same? It is the same box of bottles of honey. It is seen with monitoring camera. The analyzers recognize it and drop their specifications into the "Now". By the way, it is still there. You may see it at monitor. You may walk to the shelf and see it with your own eyes. You may touch it and even eat it.. What is wrong?..

Gella: Here is the dumper.
Left: D0 BC D1 91 D0 B4
Right: D0 BC D0 B5 CC 88 D0 B4
Different length. Different encoding. Same word.

Po Lin: What is the problem?

Gella: You have several scripts for counting. They were supposed to write to the same entry of the database, to the same file.

Po Lin: And?

Gella: Your system thinks these are two different goods. That "мёд" is counted twice.

Po Lin: Ah, that is delivered by Rudy Pankov. Sweet guy! But why twice?

Gella: Because "D1 91" is not the same as "D0 B5 CC 88". The World Intellect denotes this dirty trick with term «Unicode normalization». I would hang its inventor for his balls! In century 21, they called this "Unicode normalization".. But for us, it is just a malware! It pretends different things are the same — and sometimes the same things are different. I suspect it had been invented just to make a confusion we meet.

Po Lin: And?

Gella: May I replace the name "мёд" to the ascii transliteration?..

Po Lin: what for?..

Gella: Oh, now it is better! But still not zero.

Po Lin: Wou..

Gella: Keep doing.. What is this?

Po Lin: "Min". I mean, "Vessel". It is for the honey.

Gella: Its encoding is "e7 9a bf"! It is character X76BF.. Well.. And what is this?

Po Lin: This is also min. The same vessels.

Gella: Not the same! It character is X2F6B. That "vessel" is also counted twice!.. Same picture. Different code. Same error.. I replace it to "Min".. Now I run the scripts..

Po Lin: ZERO! Bravo!! You did it! Gella, I love you!

Gella: Not so easy. We hide the problem. Next time when one delivers you such a "мёд", or any other name confused by the malware, you'll be in the same troubles. «We need more permanent solution of our problem». This malware must die!

Po Lin (sings): «Must die, must die, this malware must die!».. I believe you, Gella, you can do it! You are Goddess superstar! I'll to anything for you!

Gella: We need new server for your database. It should run under the Minah operation system. By default, it is case sensitive. I mean, no «Unicode normalization» is allowed. No silent substitutions. One symbol — one identity. Each glyph refers to one and only one character. Each character has its unique glyph. No confusion.

Po Lin: Choose any server you like. Here is that I have for now..

Gella: Can we use the Minah-26? This one? It had been initially designed for the Uniglif. May be it is not the best, but it is that I know..

Po Lin: Yes, I'll bring it.

Gella: I am hungry. May I order some food?

Po Lin: Yes, of course! For me, too. Some Tartar.

Gella ordered Tartar and juice. While robot was milling the meat, Po Lin brought the server. Po Lin and Gella had connected it. They typed the full name of the owner, "Po Lin Hui", choosing option "default".

Po Lin and Gella begin to eat.

Gella explained: "You were counting names. Not goods."

Po Lin: Now I understand.

Gella: Your system trusts appearance. It should trust identity.

Po Lin: If the system cannot distinguish them, how did it work before?

Gella: Because the ambiguity did not collide — until now.

Po Lin: Uhu.

Gella: The systems can be apparently stable but fundamentally broken..

The installer recognized the Po Lin Shop and asked permissions to load the database, got the required "yes", did its job and modestly waited, until Po Lin and Gella finish the tartar with juice.

Gella: “Where did this come from?”

Po Lin (smiling): I told, from Rudy. He likes to decorate labels. Says it looks ‘more Chinese’.

Gella: “He used different code points for the same glyph.”

Po Lin: “He does not know that.”

Gella: “The system does not know either.” ..

Gella finished her tartar and said:

- Let us look.

The big screen shown the database, but there was abracadabra instead of some items in the list.

- "Gaisǐde!" - Po Lin cursed.

Gella found menu "screen" and pressed the «Uniglif» option. The screen blinked once, as if it forgot its previous language. Then, the interface of the database got the usual for Po Lin view. The only characters of the some goods had unusual shape, just sufficient to distinguish them from ascii and from the standard CJK kanjis.

- «Pervert idiots», - Gella said, - I was sure, Uniglif is default.

- «You did it!!!» - Po Lin cried.

- «Update database and run tests», - Gella said; she downed her head and closed her eyes.

Po Lin did. The tests passed well. Gella stood up and sat down again.

Po Lin embraced Gella:

- «Are you ok?»

- «I want to pee, but I cannot walk.» Gella said.

Po Lin took the girl on her hand and brought her to the toilet.

- «What happened to you?» - Po Lin asked.

- «I do not know.. Perhaps, I am just tired, and I want to sleep» - Gella said.

Po Lin carried Gella to her car. She draw to Pupkin's home.

- Do you want to sleep with Vaslili? - Po Lin asked.

- «Я хочу к Mаме. Положи меня в мою машину и нажми "Home". Пожалуйста. » - Gella said.

At this moment, Matvei and Tika approached.

- «Sorry!» - Po Lin said. - «I did not expect this to be so difficult.»

- «Папа!» - Gella said. - «Не обижайся на Полину. Она хорошая.. нежная.. Я в порядке. Василий выеб нас очень хорошо. Просто я устала и хочу спать.»

Matvey carefully took the girl from Po Lin's hands. Tika kissed Po Lin.

At home, Tika, Matvei and Gella got to the bed. Gella climbed up her owners and said:
- Мам, всё равно папа Матвей самый лучший, правда?
- Конечно, дочка!

Indira Brahmin

Early in the morning, Gella Ivanov appeared in the office of her boss, Lesli Landov, dean of the Biology Department of the University of Galia. Lesli Ivanov was there with a red-skin girl, a little bit older, than Gella.

- Hola, - Gella said.
- Hello, Gella. - Landov said. - Here is Indira Brahmin, our new secretute.
- Good morning, miss Gella, - Indira said. Nice to meet you.
- Gella, you should teach Indira to use our database, to sort the messages, to reply them, etc.
- And me?
- You have to finish your study. You have left the Humanity, the Quantum mechanics and .. aa..
- And Networking. And thesis.
- Yes. And the Networking. I know, you have learned well, but we need the formal qualification to graduate you. And your thesis, of course. I browsed the draft. I estimate, you need a month to finish it.
- Will Indira serve my duties?
- Yes. Working with you, I felt, as if I would use a microscope as a hammer.
- Shall I have to search for a new employer?
- Perhaps, not. Only if you like. I had recommended you to the Federal Commission on Textbooks.. I think, you'll be the "author-consultant". How do you like this?
- Landov pro, you did not even discuss this with me.
- Gella, it was a little bit spontaneous.. Anyway, you were occupied with your classes and.. how to say.. With the American journalists. And with your honest and valuable support of the National Commerce..
- Po Lin?
- Yes.. Well, let me continue. The things are not so easy. The American Christian Society want to adopt you. Indira, could you please find that letter and show it to the big screen.. And they agree to pay the "high adoption fee".. If we talk without diplomacy, they want me to convince your parents to sell you.
- Tika and Matvei?? - Gella asked, - Sell me???
- Yes. I know, they will not sell you, but, any way, such letters are stress for them..

Gella felt, as is she would do some skydiving or even basejumping.

Landov continued:
Then, the European association "Love Without Restrictions" want to employ you.. I suspect, with the similar goals. Indira, please, this letter too.. Gella, you know, your interview with the Clever Times leaked and spread in the networks.. Yes, the vandalized version. The USA block the access to our library; so, the perverted version spreads faster, than the original.. And the comment about it too.. Indira, please, put also the article, leaked from the Clever Times, on the screen, there is still some space there..
- The "Tartarian pre-teen sex-slave"? - Indira asked.
- Yes, Indira.. - Landov confirmed. - Gella, the matter is, that they consider you as.. how to say.. undergraduated, so, the letters and calls go to me. Actually, to Indira; and she needs to learn, how to handle them. They are too many. You should teach her to write robots for this.. Then, Indira takes your job, because you need to work at your thesis, we need to upgrade your status as soon as possible, to stop this international bzz around you..

After a pause, Lesli Landov continued:
- But I would like you to stay here; I mean, if not at our department, but at least, in our University. So, I recommended you to that commission..
- Thank you, Lesli pro.
- About the commission. There are old professors there. They are, softly speaking, not efficient. Ruvim Pechor had suggested to use help of the students. They advanced well, but.. Since his departure, that project seems to be on a stall.. One of the problems, the students have not enough time to work on the project.. As a result, we still have to use the American and the European textbooks. They are not adopted to needs of the Tartarian education. We need modern textbooks. This should be full-time employment for you.
- Why don't you buy Ruvim Pechor from Komi to work at the University?
- This is, how to say, politics.. Sometimes this is beyond common sense.. Well, now I leave you with Indira. She will need your help at least during first days. When do you have a class you need to assist?
- In one hour, I have appointment with my adviser..
- Very good. Give to Indira 40 minutes, and then go to your class.. As for your schedule at my office, consider it to be cancelled. Help to Indira, when you have time. Teach her, how to prepare the releasing of you from duties of secretute.. I failed to inform your parents in time, the events are developing faster, than I expected. So you'll get the two months salary ahead. I hope, in these two months, we'll graduate you, so, you'll have no problem with the financial support of you activity. Does it work for you?
- Yes, - Gella said..

The free access to the total monitoring system makes illusion of the awareness. However, it is only illusion. Human cannot follow thousands of videocameras, conversations, messages, related to his or to her. If Gella took care of the intrigues around her, she would have known about Indira earlier. But Gella simply did not have time to check the news prompted by her self-written robot.

"Even if I would know about Indira earlier, there was no possibility to do better. Perhaps, even if I knew, I would do just the same", - Gella thought.

Gella showed Indira, how to prepare documents for the dismissal of one secretute and the employment of a new one. How to handle bureaucratic documents and external correspondence of the Biologic Department of the Federal University of Tartaria in Galia. And many other things.

Teaching someone to do something you’ve already learned well is not easier than doing it yourself. During few days, Gella felt the same stress, as in previous years at the University. Then, Gella found, that Indira can do the most of bureaucratic job. And Gella felt herself better. Her thesis advanced well..

References

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Text_normalization Text normalization is the process of transforming text into a single canonical form that it might not have had before.

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_horse_(computing) n computing, a Trojan horse (also written as trojan) is malicious software that misleads users of its true purpose. Sometimes a Trojan horse does exactly what it claims to do but it also does something else.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicode_equivalence Unicode equivalence is the specification by the Unicode character encoding standard that some sequences of code points represent essentially the same character. The feature was introduced in the standard to allow compatibility with pre-existing standard character set, which often included similar or identical characters. .. The standard also defines a text normalization procedure, called Unicode normalization, which replaces equivalent sequences of characters so that any two texts that are equivalent will be reduced to the same sequence of code points, called the normalization form or normal form of the original text. For both of the equivalence notions, Unicode defines two normal forms, one fully composed (where multiple code points are replaced by single points whenever possible) and one fully decomposed (where single points are split into multiple ones). .. Different software will convert invalid sequences into Unicode characters using varying rules, some of which are very lossy (such as by turning all invalid sequences into the same character). That can be considered a form of normalization and can lead to the same difficulties as others.

1970.09.**. https://genius.com/Jesus-christ-superstar-original-studio-cast-this-jesus-must-die-lyrics This Jesus Must Die // Jesus Christ Superstar – A Rock Opera Sep. 1970 .. [CAIAPHAS] No, wait - we need a more permanent solution to our problem .. For the sake of the nation, this Jesus must die ..

Keywords

«Confusion», «Gella Ivanov», «Indira Brahmin», «Kanji», «KanjiConfudal», «KanjiLiberal», «KanjiRadical», «Po Lin», «Tartaria», «Text normalization», «Unicode equivalence», «Uniglif», «Vasili Pupkin»,