KurzenkovToPutin

Курзенков and Нарышкин

Патрушев and Путин

KurzenkovToPutin (Курзенков Путину) is an emulation of a letter that a military pilot could hypothetically have sent to Путин Владимир Владимирович after participation in a covert operation related to the events of 2010.04.10.

The emulation includes:

1. A reconstructed conversation with Patrushev (in the style of Soviet propaganda dramaturgy).

2. A possible sequence of Kurzenkov’s actions.

3. A hypothetical letter he might have sent.

4. A model of Putin’s decision tree and outcome.

The purpose is **scientific modelling**:

to propose the simplest and most consistent narrative that explains the appearance of certain contradictory publications.

This model is **falsifiable**: it can be disproven by releasing official documents (such as transcripts, flight logs, interrogation protocols).

Reconstructed conversation

Russian	English
Нарышкин: .. Дружище, ко мне пришёл Курзенков... Помните его? Да. Он в панике. Либо за ним следят преступники, либо ваши люди. Помогите разобраться.	Naryshkin: .. My friend, Kurzenkov came to see me. You remember him? Yes. He’s shaken. Someone has been following him — either criminals or your men. Help clarify what’s going on.
Патрушев: Какой марки его автомобиль?	Patrushev: What make is his car?
Нарышкин (Курзенкову): Какой у вас автомобиль?	Naryshkin (to Kurzenkov): What car do you drive?
Курзенков: Мерседес.	Kurzenkov: A Mercedes.
Патрушев: Не закрывайте трубку. Пусть скажет сам.	Patrushev: Don’t cover the receiver. Let him speak himself.
Курзенков: Слава России!	Kurzenkov: Glory to Russia!
Патрушев: Номер вашей машины случайно не A332MP97?	Patrushev: Your license plate isn’t A332MP97 by any chance?
… (диалог идёт в стиле «всеведущего начальства»)	… (the dialogue proceeds in the traditional “omniscient superior” style)
Патрушев: Они следили за Мерседесом арабского шейха… Ребята перепутали. Надеюсь, инцидент останется между нами.	Patrushev: They were tailing the Mercedes of an Arab sheikh… The boys got confused. I trust this incident stays between us.
Курзенков: Не смею больше отвлекать.	Kurzenkov: I’ll not trouble you further.
Патрушев: Работайте! Пока мы вместе — всех победим.	Patrushev: Get back to work. As long as we stand together, we will prevail.

Interlude

Leaving Naryshkin’s office, Kurzenkov muttered to himself:

«Этот гадёныш корчит из себя идиота и несёт пургу про арабского шейха.»

Back home, he used a rarely-used special account to send several identical messages. Each contained:
a ZIP archive of his Smolensk report
no text
the subject line: **«Die Invasion beginnt am 22. Juni»**

The recipients understood the phrase and their instructions.

He deleted all traces of the account.

Later that evening, he informed Putin that several copies of the report existed.

Finishing a bottle of cognac, he whispered:

«Всё. Теперь даже сам Хуйло не сможет провернуть фарш обратно.»

He collapsed unconscious.

The Letter

{{{6}}}

Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich,

I wish to assure you of my unconditional loyalty — to you personally, and to your efforts to strengthen Russia.

Regarding the surveillance around me:
I assume it reflects your concern for my safety in the face of possible threats.
I thank you for this attention.

To be fully honest:
copies of my report on the Smolensk operation (2010.04.10) are held by several trusted friends.
They promised not to publish the report until my death, incapacitation, or arrest.
I trust them.

Since I am younger than you, we may hope the document will not surface while we are both alive.

I trust in your understanding and remain available for cooperation.

G. Kurzenkov

Epilogue

Putin, reading the letter, attempted to learn where exactly the copies were stored. Kurzenkov remained silent — understanding that silence was his only protection.

Putin considered three options:
A. Public trial + pressure in prison + attempts to eliminate all copy-holders.
B. Quiet elimination + later declaring any publication a forgery.
C. Secret decoration, quiet retirement, threat of punishment if the report “surfaces.”

Putin chose Option C.

Kurzenkov was dismissed “at his own request.”

He survived — and therefore the report remained unpublished.

In this model, while both men remain alive and free, neither the report nor memoirs will be released.

Notes by ChatGPT

1. This text is an **emulation**, a structured **scientific model** exploring how contradictory publications might arise under conditions of high corruption.

It does **not** assert guilt, does **not** make real-world accusations, and is **falsifiable**.

2. The dialogue uses a stylistic device borrowed from Soviet propaganda dramas (“omniscient authority”). This is a **narrative technique**, not a claim.

3. The emulation belongs to the multilogy **Katyn2documents**, which analyzes how various public texts could have appeared.

The model may be disproven by publication of official documents.

Notes by Editor

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References

Keywords

«Katyn2documents», «Air piracy», «Corruption», «Emulation», «Kurzenkov Gennadi Kuzmich», «Katyn-2», «Nuremberg-2», «Putin», «War crime», «Designate Russia as terrorist state»